or make 4 interest-free payments of
We ship worldwide! All flat rate shipping fees are listed in Australian dollars and can be tracked online via the
Australia Post website.
Shipping in Australia:
Free standard shipping on all orders over $200.
$10 - Standard Post.
$12 - Express Post.
New Zealand shipping:
Free standard shipping on all orders over $200. $15 - Standard Post. $30 - Express Post. *Recommended*
(all other countries): International shipping
Free standard shipping on all orders over $400. Standard Post. - $25
$40 - Express Post.
Orders are dispatched daily. We aim to dispatch orders within 24hrs.
All orders are shipped by
(we are working to offer you more options soon). If you would like your order sent via courier (eg. UPS, DHL, FedEX etc) please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org with the items you would like to purchase, preferred courier and delivery address and we can arrange a quote for you.
Our default currency is Australian Dollars (AUD).
You are also able to view our web store and complete checkout in the following currencies when using the payment gateway on our site:
. Payment via the payment gateway on our web store*:
To checkout in a currency other than AUD just click on a currency listed above or from the 'Currency' dropdown on the navigation bar.
The prices on our web store will now be listed in the selected currency, and checkout completed in the this currency when using the payment gateway on our website.
. Payment via Paypal or Afterpay:
If you are using the web store in a currency other that AUD and you select Paypal or Afterpay as your payment method checkout is completed in AUD.
So your order will be converted back to AUD (using their current currency exchange rate).
*Payments using Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Apple Pay, Shopify Pay or Google Pay.
distal phalanx is super excited to offer Australia, New Zealand and
now USA, Canada and UK residents Afterpay as a payment method.
Afterpay offers interest-free payment plans for your purchases online and in store. Buy and receive what you want today and pay it off in four equal instalments fortnightly. Find out more below!
Afterpay is operated by Afterpay Holdings Limited, listed on the ASX.
To make a purchase using Afterpay you will need:
A debit or credit card
To be over 18 years of age
An Australian, New Zealand, Canadian, USA or UK residential address
To use the service:
Add items to your shopping bag
Select Afterpay as your payment method – you will be redirected to Afterpay's payment platform
Register or login to your Afterpay account and confirm payment
We ship your order as per our standard shipping policy (which you can view
We will get you to process the purchase via our online store using your smartphone whilst in store.
Choose the In Store Pickup option at checkout so you aren't charged shipping.
You take your order home with you.
Afterpay is an interest free payment plan option
Afterpay offers instant online approval
There is no application form required
The funds for the first payment must be available on your nominated card at the time of checkout.
Full terms of service for Australia can be viewed here -
Full terms of service for New Zealand can be viewed here - https://www.afterpay.com/en-NZ/terms-of-service
Full terms of service for the UK can be viewed here - https://www.clearpay.co.uk/en-GB/terms-of-service
Full terms of service for the USA can be viewed here
Full terms of service for Canada can be viewed here
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